things my family said at dinner and on the way home:
me: What kind is it?
dad (as he was drinking a mango margarita): this is man-go. If it were for a girl it would be
called woman-stop.
grandma: How does it feel to be 56 today?
crystalynne: Oh, mom said that she's going backwards now.
grandma: Oh so you mean 65?
mom: Did I tell you we fixed the fountain today?
dad: What was wrong with it?
mom: It needed water. ;-)
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